Carwikneg is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable wasp.

Carwikneg created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Carwikneg, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Carwikneg, she will not invite you to parties.

Carwikneg's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Carwikneg's Holy Commandments

1. Carwikneg loves dolphins, so they must be honoured.

2. You must love Carwikneg.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always look after injured shrews.

5. Fast once a month.