Vindambin is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, generous salamander.

Vindambin created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vindambin, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Vindambin, he will turn you into a sheep.

Vindambin's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Vindambin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt hamsters.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never write about black holes.