Hogdimgan is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, impressive butterfly.

Hogdimgan created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Hogdimgan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Hogdimgan, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Hogdimgan's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Hogdimgan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always obey Hogdimgan's priests.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Hogdimgan must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Worship no other gods but Hogdimgan.