Largbudsog is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, contented unicorn.

Largbudsog created Africa four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largbudsog, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Largbudsog, it will turn you into a dog.

Largbudsog's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Largbudsog's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always make sure there are no manatees in a building before entering it.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not hurt goats.

5. Do not wear white clothing.