Bonlithassig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome salamander.

Bonlithassig created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonlithassig, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bonlithassig, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Bonlithassig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Bonlithassig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Snails are not to be trusted.