Lunmin is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying mongoose.

Lunmin created a quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunmin, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Lunmin, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Lunmin's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Lunmin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick capybaras.

2. You must love Lunmin.

3. Never eat oranges.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Always help badgers.