Godrenwad is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, dishonourable ferret.

Godrenwad created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godrenwad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Godrenwad, he will remove you from existence.

Godrenwad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Godrenwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in holy places.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Never think ill of sick hamsters.

5. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.