Zedbadyok is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, ill-tempered fox.

Zedbadyok created carbon nine million years ago.

If you believe in Zedbadyok, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Zedbadyok, it will manifest in front of you.

Zedbadyok's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Zedbadyok's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick turtles.

2. You must pray to Zedbadyok nine times a day.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never look at planets.