Tunliplag is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, dishonourable unicorn.

Tunliplag created the Milkyway six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tunliplag, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tunliplag, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Tunliplag's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Tunliplag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never talk about asteroids.

5. Do not eat gooseberries.