Bafguddob is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, dishonourable swallow.

Bafguddob created everything that exists nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bafguddob, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bafguddob, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Bafguddob's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Bafguddob's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured geese.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never bounce in holy places.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate turtles.