Matfadrul is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, charitable owl.

Matfadrul created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Matfadrul, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Matfadrul, she will turn you into a rock.

Matfadrul's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Matfadrul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always look after injured nematodes.

3. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Matfadrul on top of important buildings.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not covet oxen.