Parkduss is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, witless fairy.

Parkduss created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Parkduss, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parkduss, she will turn you into a frog.

Parkduss' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Parkduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill dolphins.

2. Feed all hungry capybaras.

3. Never wear cyan skirts.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Never sing in the presence of mites.