Gigmobtipmit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring dragonfly.

Gigmobtipmit created the planet Jupiter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigmobtipmit, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gigmobtipmit, it will send you a sign.

Gigmobtipmit's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gigmobtipmit's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gigmobtipmit.

2. Run away from white hamsters, for they are unholy.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.