Jantipsad Hognelyogarp is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, able coyote.

Jantipsad Hognelyogarp created silver five million years ago.

If you believe in Jantipsad Hognelyogarp, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jantipsad Hognelyogarp, he will torture you forever.

Jantipsad Hognelyogarp's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Jantipsad Hognelyogarp's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not jump in public.

3. Never talk about galaxies.

4. Never run near hamsters.

5. Do not make images of living things.