Vadcimster is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unselfish raven.

Vadcimster created Africa eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadcimster, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vadcimster, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Vadcimster's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Vadcimster's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Feed all hungry dogs.

3. Never paint your arms purple.

4. Always wear fawn.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vadcimster.