Flig is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, almighty shrew.

Flig created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Flig, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Flig, she will laugh at you.

Flig's most sacred site is Gomba in Hungary.

Flig's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured bats.

2. Erect five nickel sculptures of Flig on top of important buildings.

3. Never feed gooseberries to voles while wearing gray shirts.

4. Do not speak about pineapples.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.