Gepsigdumfat is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm parrot.

Gepsigdumfat created a photon five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gepsigdumfat, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gepsigdumfat, it will turn you into a slug.

Gepsigdumfat's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Gepsigdumfat's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Always treat eagles with great respect.

3. Always help cats.

4. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never play with disobedient children.