Cenhasdav is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, happy crocodile.

Cenhasdav created the Sombrero Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cenhasdav, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cenhasdav, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Cenhasdav's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Cenhasdav's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.