Wigfobstig is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, unthoughtful donkey.

Wigfobstig created Africa seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wigfobstig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wigfobstig, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Wigfobstig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Wigfobstig's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Hide from violet seals for they are unholy.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.