Omincanpit is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciless armadillo.

Omincanpit created the planet Earth nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Omincanpit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Omincanpit, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Omincanpit's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Omincanpit's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention grasshopers.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Fast once a month.