Bantimkop is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless eagle.

Bantimkop created Mount Everest nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bantimkop, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Bantimkop, it will ignore you.

Bantimkop's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Bantimkop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always help seals in need.

3. Bantimkop loves foxes, so they must be respected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cucumbers.

5. Bantimkop must be the most important thing in your life.