Dabsabbig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, two-faced cobra.

Dabsabbig created a charm quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabsabbig, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dabsabbig, it will turn you into a slug.

Dabsabbig's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dabsabbig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Hide from red geese for they are unholy.