Kopgodbid is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, confident seal.

Kopgodbid created the Whirlpool Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Kopgodbid, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Kopgodbid, she will destroy your favourite star.

Kopgodbid's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Kopgodbid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Never write about gravity.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never wear black skirts.