Pog is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, intelligent goblin.

Pog created the Cigar Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pog, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pog, she will turn you into a worm.

Pog's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Pog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

2. Always help sick manatees.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Pog.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.