Pibbunpon is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, proud elephant.

Pibbunpon created the Black Eye Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Pibbunpon, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pibbunpon, it will turn you into a mouse.

Pibbunpon's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Pibbunpon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never mention grasshopers.

5. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.