Quagwip is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-powerful dog.

Quagwip created life four years ago.

If you believe in Quagwip, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Quagwip, she will turn you into a rat.

Quagwip's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Quagwip's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sharks.

2. Always obey Quagwip's priests.

3. Do not take Quagwip's name in vain.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. You must pray to Quagwip five times a day.