Pashasflan is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, contented deer.

Pashasflan created everything that exists five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pashasflan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pashasflan, he will boil you in a big pot.

Pashasflan's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Pashasflan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about swans.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never paint your arms mauve.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate great tits.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.