Bimrotfadcap is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, weak wren.

Bimrotfadcap created gold nine million years ago.

If you believe in Bimrotfadcap, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bimrotfadcap, it will throw large rocks at you.

Bimrotfadcap's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Bimrotfadcap's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Bimrotfadcap on top of all buildings.

3. Do not speak about garlic.

4. Worship no other gods but Bimrotfadcap.

5. Do not make images of living things.