Hunyarplun is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, amazing ant.

Hunyarplun created the Large Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.

If you believe in Hunyarplun, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hunyarplun, she will come to you in dreams.

Hunyarplun's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Hunyarplun's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Hunyarplun on top of all buildings.

2. Do not speak about melons.

3. Never wear kilts.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Hunyarplun.

5. Voles are not to be trusted.