Targflanflam is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, witless skunk.

Targflanflam created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Targflanflam, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Targflanflam, she will ignore you.

Targflanflam's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Targflanflam's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at moons.

2. Do not take Targflanflam's name in vain.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never sing in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Do not drink alcohol.