Batgofcut is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, moody cow.

Batgofcut created the planet Saturn nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Batgofcut, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Batgofcut, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Batgofcut's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Batgofcut's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Batgofcut loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Do not stand on grass.