Mumtunmotflagcatdid Cutfompan is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, grumpy crow.

Mumtunmotflagcatdid Cutfompan created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumtunmotflagcatdid Cutfompan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mumtunmotflagcatdid Cutfompan, she will turn you into a mole.

Mumtunmotflagcatdid Cutfompan's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Mumtunmotflagcatdid Cutfompan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Hide if six horses approach from the east.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Never eat coconuts.