Doncipcubjip is a god.

She takes the form of a large, ruthless crab.

Doncipcubjip created the Sol system three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doncipcubjip, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Doncipcubjip, she will turn you into a goat.

Doncipcubjip's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Doncipcubjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not dye your hair fawn.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Pray towards the west.