Wodgungen is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, awesome dog.

Wodgungen created carbon two million years ago.

If you believe in Wodgungen, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Wodgungen, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Wodgungen's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Wodgungen's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Never paint your chest orange.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Never write about the strong nuclear force.