Disszusstig is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome wasp.

Disszusstig created Asia nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Disszusstig, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Disszusstig, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Disszusstig's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Disszusstig's Holy Commandments

1. Disszusstig loves ants, so they must be respected.

2. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

3. Erect six nickel sculptures of Disszusstig on top of important buildings.

4. Always look after injured geese.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.