Nurlcamdot is a god.

She takes the form of a small, effective bat.

Nurlcamdot created bats six billion years ago.

If you believe in Nurlcamdot, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Nurlcamdot, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Nurlcamdot's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Nurlcamdot's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Nurlcamdot four times a day.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never jump in the presence of snails.