Nellbabvog is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, passionate whale.

Nellbabvog created water two billion years ago.

If you believe in Nellbabvog, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Nellbabvog, it will turn you into a puffin.

Nellbabvog's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Nellbabvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your chest.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not wear titanium on your body.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Retreat if five ducks approach from the north.