Yatdunnillfut is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, happy crane.

Yatdunnillfut created an atom four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yatdunnillfut, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Yatdunnillfut, it will turn you into a snail.

Yatdunnillfut's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Yatdunnillfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Put Yatdunnillfut first in all things.

5. Do not commit murder.