Ponlundud is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, flying wyrm.

Ponlundud created Europe nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ponlundud, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ponlundud, he will turn you into a puffin.

Ponlundud's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Ponlundud's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are not to be trusted.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Ponlundud.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.