Mipmutxem is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, resourceful dolphin.

Mipmutxem created energy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mipmutxem, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Mipmutxem, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Mipmutxem's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Mipmutxem's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear purple clothing.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate monkeys.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never write about gravity.