Watbadteenkip Wegzimsab is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, pitiless scorpion.

Watbadteenkip Wegzimsab created the Sunflower Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Watbadteenkip Wegzimsab, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Watbadteenkip Wegzimsab, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Watbadteenkip Wegzimsab's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Watbadteenkip Wegzimsab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about peanuts.

2. Always wear cyan.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.