Yarllakbid is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, unthoughtful camel.

Yarllakbid created everything that exists six million years ago.

If you believe in Yarllakbid, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Yarllakbid, it will destroy your home solar system.

Yarllakbid's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Yarllakbid's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Never think ill of sick gulls.

4. Do not trade with those who eat figs.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Yarllakbid.