Abgidrill Cisscutlidtapbugzagjipmab is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, selfish goblin.

Abgidrill Cisscutlidtapbugzagjipmab created the Andromeda Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abgidrill Cisscutlidtapbugzagjipmab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Abgidrill Cisscutlidtapbugzagjipmab, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Abgidrill Cisscutlidtapbugzagjipmab's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Abgidrill Cisscutlidtapbugzagjipmab's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Abgidrill Cisscutlidtapbugzagjipmab on top of important buildings.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Never eat bark.