Yokabmum is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, blissful swallow.

Yokabmum created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yokabmum, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yokabmum, it will torture you forever.

Yokabmum's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Yokabmum's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured birds.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Never think ill of sick mice.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.