Nuttmifkik is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, happy jaguar.

Nuttmifkik created life five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttmifkik, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nuttmifkik, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Nuttmifkik's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Nuttmifkik's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

3. Nuttmifkik loves ducks, so they must be honoured.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Do not trade with those who eat rice.