Janhivfly is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, bad-tempered coyote.

Janhivfly created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Janhivfly, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Janhivfly, it will boil you in a big pot.

Janhivfly's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Janhivfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must never eat cucumbers.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.