Veenpassom is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, almighty octopus.

Veenpassom created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Veenpassom, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Veenpassom, he will jump up and down on your head.

Veenpassom's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Veenpassom's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.

5. Respect your elders.