Yarpvonkwik is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, moody parrot.

Yarpvonkwik created the Sunflower Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarpvonkwik, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yarpvonkwik, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Yarpvonkwik's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Yarpvonkwik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Retreat if four snakes approach from the west.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Fast once a month.