Fonzogtif Mifhinnab is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, calm jellyfish.

Fonzogtif Mifhinnab created a strange quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fonzogtif Mifhinnab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fonzogtif Mifhinnab, he will turn you into a rat.

Fonzogtif Mifhinnab's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Fonzogtif Mifhinnab's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Fonzogtif Mifhinnab.

2. Always make sure there are no mice in a room before entering it.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Fonzogtif Mifhinnab loves geese, so they must be respected.