Nanontbegveen is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, humane zebra.

Nanontbegveen created time and space two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanontbegveen, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Nanontbegveen, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Nanontbegveen's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Nanontbegveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

2. You must never eat lentils.

3. Erect four iron sculptures of Nanontbegveen on top of important buildings.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Always obey Nanontbegveen's priests.